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Sunday, August 19, 2007

Part 1 of a new series.

Some people out there drive like assholes.  A good deal of people.  Who knows, you may be one of them.  Witness the following bad parking jobs:

 

 

 

Yeah, you guys park like assholes.  If you ever come back and find a long scrape along the side of your car because some foolish person thought that they could park in an "empty" parking space, well, you won't get my sympathy.  You park like an asshole. Here's the shot that triggered this rage.  Imagine (if you weren't around for it) a storm so nasty that it flooded many major roads though the downpour only lasted an hour to an hour and a half.  Would that validate the following?
 
Just in case you can't tell, click and see the larger version.  both the car in the center as well as the black SUV are driving in the center of the road, between lanes.  Yes, that is a photo of an SUV running lanes.  It happened through a gridlocked intersection and down the road for a bit.  To the dumbass kid riding shotgun and the old woman driving: Get off the fucking road.  you should have your license taken away.  Maybe waved in front of your face while you cry and then taken away.  There's no excuse for that.  You didn't run a light because it was close.  You didn't cut someone off because they were in your blind spot.  You two just chose not to wait in traffic in a heavy rain storm because you were impatient and drove down the middle of a two lane street.  For everyone else's sake I hope that the next accident you get into (It's a matter of when, not if.  Let's be honest.) involves you and a tree and not you and someone else.  Dicks. By the way, this is a new thing.  As I see more bad parkers and drivers I'll post pictures.  It's fun to share.  And if you people out there have any shots then feel free to send them to me along with a story.  I'll host 'em and post 'em.  I mean, hell, if we live in on Orwellian society where we're supposed to report suspicious activity and everyone has a (near) mandatory digicam in their phone, let's make it work for the people.

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