Look ma, I'm chattel!

This weekend I...

• randomly ran into a good friend.
• hung out with someone cool I don't get to hang out with a lot.
• was shocked with bigotry.
• saw a good sword swallower
• rode in the trunk of an SUV for a pretty good distance.
• was stuck on the side of the road in PA, not close to anything in particular.
• tried to stay calm.
• was incredibly thirsty.
• was annoyed.
• was hungry.
• made some great jokes about bagels.
• saw swords that were not even feasible.
• saw Stardust.
• found the perfect shoes for my wedding.
• analyzed and reevaluated my political views and am satisfied with the results.
• did not break a huge HD TV set.