PETA's got (falafel) balls.

       Everyone who knows me well knows that I hate PETA.  You can click here to read an essay I wrote about how much they are just.... well, wrong about everything.   Anyway, those wacky fools are at it again.  You know what it is now?  Animal cruelty.  Yes, PETA has admitted to killing many, many, many animals.   Fox covers the dumping discovery here, but I can just tell you what happened:        Workers for PETA were found dumping bodies of animals.  This goes against health regulations about dealing with biological waste.  I can see why PETA would ignore these laws.  they are the laws of Man and therefore do not apply to the natural wold.  what I don't get is why they didn't have funerals for the thousands of animals they were found to have killed.  PETA, where's the love?  Many of the bodies that were found at the dumping (in the PETA van) were from a local shelter.        Here's the kicker.  The president of PETA came out and said " PETA has never made a secret of the fact that most of the animals picked up in North Carolina are euthanized."  That's terrible.  PETA is against that.  Except for the fact that PETA (not so openly, but very officially) admits that they do most of the killings.  The shelter that some of the animals were from has a reported kill rate of a little under 5%.  PETA has filed paperwork with the Dept. of Agriculture and Consumer Services claiming to have over an 86% kill rate.  Yes, PETA has the balls to whine that most animals picked up in the are of the crime are killed and actually filed paperwork showing that they killed most of them!        This means that PETA loses all rights to complain about... anything.  They may no longer claim to have political ideals of any sort.  In fact, PETA, I'm sending you to the corner.  Silent time.  Your talking rights have been revoked.  Nope, quiet!  No more.  Now sit there and stop killing animals until you learn your fucking lesson!  Christ, I knew PETA sucked.  They trivialize a major issue, alienate anyone who's not psychotic about their views on the cause, support terrorist bombers (yeah, we're talking like 60's bombing Patty Hearst type psychos) and now kill animals.  All for the cause of animal rights and welfare.        PETA, you have officially become the equivalent of pro-life clinic bombers.  I don't care how taoist you try to pass it off as, you can't kill more animals than anyone else and then yell at them for having animals die!  The solution?  Remove PETA.  I hate PETA.  PETA, you suck.  And members of PETA: you guys suck too.