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Tuesday, April 19, 2005

Pure Frosting

            First off, and most importantly, there’s a new comic at .  It’s obviously an intro to a subplot.  Or is it…  You never can tell with these po-mo/deconstructionist works these days, can you?

 

            And now, for some quiz results:

 

Advanced Global Personality Test Results
Extraversion |||||||||||||| 53%
Stability |||||||||||||||| 70%
Orderliness |||||||||| 40%
Empathy |||||||||||| 43%
Interdependence |||||||||||||| 56%
Intellectual |||||||||||||||||||| 90%
Mystical |||||||||||| 50%
Artistic |||||||||||||||||||| 90%
Religious |||||||||||||||| 63%
Hedonism |||||||||||||||||||| 90%
Materialism |||||||||||||| 56%
Narcissism |||||||||||||||| 63%
Adventurousness |||||||||||||||| 70%
Work ethic |||||||||| 36%
Self absorbed |||||||||||| 50%
Conflict seeking |||||||||||||||||||| 90%
Need to dominate |||||||||||||||| 70%
Romantic |||||||||||| 43%
Avoidant |||||||||||| 50%
Anti-authority |||||||||||||||| 70%
Wealth |||||||||||| 50%
Dependency |||||| 30%
Change averse |||||| 23%
Cautiousness |||||||||||||| 56%
Individuality |||||||||||||||| 70%
Sexuality |||||||||||||| 56%
Peter pan complex |||||||||||||||| 63%
Physical security |||||||||||||||||||| 83%
Food indulgent |||||||||||||||| 63%
Histrionic |||||||||||| 50%
Paranoia |||||||||||||||||| 76%
Vanity |||||| 30%
Hypersensitivity |||||||||||| 50%
Female cliche |||||||||||| 43%
            Conflict seeking artist intellectial.  Wait for the shock.  Ah, fuck it.



Adam's Aliases

Your movie star name: Toast Simon
Your fashion designer name is Adam Prauge
Your socialite name is Didj New York
Your fly girl / guy name is A Pob
Your detective name is Coyote East Brunswick High School
Your barfly name is Hot Pocket Gin And Tonic
Your soap opera name is Joshua West Waverly Drive
Your rock star name is Peach Buds Miata
Your star wars name is Adaluc Poball
Your punk rock band name is The Bland Autograph

            These actually came out pretty good for the most part.  I like them all except the detective name and the soap opera name.



Your Inner European is French!
Smart and sophisticated. You have the best of everything - at least, *you* think so.
            Like you didn't see that coming a mile away.



Your Linguistic Profile:

45% General American English
40% Yankee
15% Dixie
0% Midwestern
0% Upper Midwestern
Your Seduction Style: The Dandy
You're a non-traditionalist, not limited by gender roles or expectations. Your sexuality is more fluid than that - and you defy labels or categories. It's hard to pin you down, and that's what's fascinating about you. You have the psychology of both a male and a female, and you can relate to anyone.

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