Just overheard at Fudruckers

Dad: If it was between Hillary and McCain, who would you vote for? Meathead: McCain. Dad: Why? Meathead: She's a woman. Dad: And if it was between Obama and McCain? Meathead: McCain. Dad: Why? Meathead: Because he's black. It doesn't even matter what anyone stands for. I mean, I think they'll all do a good job. No one's gonna get in and turn on the zod machines. You know what a zod machine is? Dad: No. Meathead: It's what Hitler used to cook... our "Israeli friends".