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Wednesday, October 29, 2008

LolHeroes - Season 3, episode 7

It's that time again. More LOLHeroes and another theory.














































And of course, your bonus of the week:

The magic formula! Now, go save/destroy the world.



So, my theory? This week it seems painfully obvious (if you really read into it) that Heroes has become a representation of national politics. Really. Check it out. The two warring companies are the Republicans and Democrats.

Primatech - Democrats
  • wants to save the Earth
  • is considered by some to be the lesser of two evils
  • group teams by hero/human quota
  • ruled by a collective board (communist)
  • don't get much accomplished
  • may destroy the world
Pinehearst - Republicans
  • wants to save the Earth
  • is considered by some to be the lesser of two evils
  • ruled by a single old white man who many thought was already dead
  • gets a lot accomplished but holds no concern with the consequences
  • may destroy the world

Wednesday, October 22, 2008

LolHeroes - Season 3, episode 6

I know I've been lax and missed 3 episodes.  I might go back, but while I was watching them I was too depressed by the lack of AMAZING that Heroes has spoiled me with in the past.  Well, never fear.  LOLHeroes are back and funny once more.


















I left that one as is because... well, it's so fucking cute that re-captioning wouldn't help.  But when you hit the end I made you a special internet toy to keep.






You know.  Because he's Rafiki.




This show is really not doing to well.  They keep telling us about papa Patrelli but we already have mama to fill the "family conspiracy" quota.  They are drawing out the Hiro story again, and killed off Adam.  The Hiro/Adam part was what held the most promise!  Parkman is cute but under-used.  No one really cares about Nathan/Not-Niki.  Mohinder is laughable at this point.  I really do expect him to whisper "take a shot" every time he's on camera.  Oh, and Ashly is convinced that the writers are going to Rickroll the audience at some point this season.

I had some ideas to fix the show but it's so far gone at this point that they have to take their own path, no matter how bad a choice that is.  So what I propose is that NBC gives me a spinoff.  I have two ideas:
  1. Do a show about all the neglected characters like "Invisible" Claude, "TV" Monica, "GPS" Molly, "beep-boop-beep, I talk to machines" Micah, The Haitian, "Zap" Elle, and "Token Human" Audrey "Clea DuVall" Hanson.

    With special guest "I talk to machines but not like Micah" Hana Gitelman as "The Satellite of Love"
     
  2. Your other option is to give me a few choice characters and let me run amok with them.  I choose Matt Parkman and his turtle.

    The plot is: Adam is inhaled by the turtle and awakens inside of its body.  Being a turtle he cannot speak so only Matt can understand him through his telepathy.  They pick up Molly and move to New York where they get an apartment above a bar together.  Adam and Matt go out and solve crimes.  Matt uses his mental abilities to read minds and Adam uses his awesome immortal-turtle powers to sit around and sometimes recreate the last scene from Tuck Everlasting.  Good times are had by all.




Oh, and as promised, your Hiro toy.

Friday, October 17, 2008

Costume Update: Gambit is go

I am going to the NYC Halloween Parade as X-Men's Gambit this year.  While my costume has involved nearly no sewing it has still been a lot of work.  Why?  Well, the crowning glory and keystone of this ensemble is a special glove.  Because what does Gambit do?  He charges cards to make them red and pretty (and full of 'splodey).  So I needed to be able to do that to cards.  Here is what happened with that aspect of the costume.  And my father helped (a lot) with every step, so thanks to him.

Gambit Version 1 - Take clear playing cards and set up an LED array behind them with a switch.  It should look like it's glowing.  Except clear cards are too clear and covering the back with parchment paper makes the LED array fall off the non-stick surface.  When we switched to regular cards there is no where in front to hide the LEDs.  Except my palm...

Gambit Version 2 - Make a small array of LEDs across the palm of the Gambit glove, powered with a few coin cell batteries.  The problem is how to connect the batteries.  You see, when we tried to solder them into the circuit one exploded in my face.  It would have been great for the costume except it didn't glow red.  And it shot chemicals into my face.

Gambit Version 3 - Purchased battery holders for the coin cells, along with more flexible wire and switches with solder tabs to hold the insanity at bay.  Result?







Not only can I make anything in my hands glow but the gloves contain no MSG (says the news paper).  The shots are low quality because it was not great lighting and the picture is essentially of the light from an LED set but you get the idea.  Also, the batteries you can see wired to my wrist clip into the glove's band using the soldered connections as hooks.    The switch is located on the inside of the middle finger so all I have to do is squeeze the cards and they light.

So not only is the Gambit costume complete and I've successfully managed to make one awesome accessory but... for the first time in 3 months I have my DSLR in working conditions with both lenses.  So I'll be taking that to NYC with me.  Expect some great shots.

Monday, October 13, 2008

Thursday, October 9, 2008

I can fix the debates

So I don't know how many of you have noticed but this year the live debates aren't working. The first debate was OK but the second one was a crap-fest of astronomical proportions. The VP debate doesn't count since it only had 1.5 candidates present. But the debates are broken this year.

 

Why? Well, the campaign climate is awful. Hillary and the Republicans have taken a gloves off mudslinging stance from the get go and that doesn't really lend itself to civil debate. To make things worse the moderators can't keep the candidates on point for questions. That means we end up with McCain spreading his lies about Obama and then Obama needs to break format to respond. The only way the live debate format will work this year is if they give the moderators the ability to turn off a candidate's microphone and ask them to get back on topic. They aren't allowed to do that.

 

What I propose is a huge overhaul. First off, there's no reason for the debates to be 100% live. It's not realistic. What we are saying is “Sure, in real life you'll have a half hour minimum to respond to any question ever, plus you'll have a full cabinet of advisors to tell you things, but when we judge you we want off the cuff perfection. NOW!” That doesn't make sense to me. Not only that but since it's all spur of the moment (I know there's preparation but still) that means they can go back and renege on anything. So I've come up with a new, better and more appropriate debate format.

 

  • Phase One

    • When each candidate arrives for the debate are are to be sequestered separate from each other. Each candidate may take 1 advisor along with them.

    • They will be given a list of all debate questions.

    • They will be given a generous 20 minutes per question to come up with written responses.

    • They are required to answer all questions and to write answers that will not exceed 4 minutes in length when read aloud.

  • Phase Two

    • The candidates will be brought together in the studio for the live portion of the debate. Their advisors will be brought back stage.

    • For each question each candidate will read their written responses with no change.

    • Once both candidates have read their answers the moderator will either let them discuss the differences in their plans or ask a related follow up question.

  • Phase Three

    • This will be the standard audience/moderator question with a response from each of the candidates.

    • However, the moderator is allowed to interrupt and ask them to please return to the topic if they stray.

    • If they are asked twice to stay on topic and veer off again they are penalized 30 seconds of speaking time for the next question.

    • When presenting past stances and actions in the government in regards to their opponent they are required to cite a primary source. The logic behind this is if it's true enough to accuse the other candidate of and incorporate into your campaign then you should have gotten it from a reliable primary source to begin with.

      • Candidates will be allowed to have these citations handed to them as needed by their chosen advisor from phase one. All citations must be prepared ahead of time, brought to the debate and copies given to the moderator before phase two.

 

That is my proposal. The first phase makes the positions stated more stable and trustworthy than anything they might just happen to say. For instance, at the VP debate Biden, who isn't for same sex marriage but is for same sex couple rights, used the term “marriage” while defending what he thinks all Americans are entitled to. Writing their position down will cut down on incorrect wording.

 

There is also enough time in there for candidates to respond to each other, but since it comes after the prepared portion these responses can't constitute the majority of each persons' speeches.

 

Another important addition this would bring is the need for citations. An example of this is how McCain claims that Obama is for teaching sex education to kindergärtners. What the legislation Obama supported really said was that he was for teach age appropriate sex education in public schools (read the full bill here and read a summary of the issue over at Newsweek). So in kindergarten that mean being taught it's not OK to be touched by adults. That brings up the question:

Why doesn't McCain want little children to know they shouldn't be touched by adults?”

Stephen Colbert claims Obama would be sworn in on a gay baby rather than a bible. I claim that McCain would request to touch a slightly older child than a baby as he's sworn into office.

 

Also important is that by having time to think and to have an advisor present for the first portion it is much closer to how a president would react on the job. The audience would be able to judge them in a situation much closer to how they'd perform later.

 

The fact that we can't trust either of the two presidential candidates to actually respond to topics when asked, or to remain civil when left in a room together, doesn't bode well for either of them. It reeks of immaturity, fear mongering and a general lack of decorum and self control that we should require in a president. But since this is what we've got this election we should at least get them to tell us their positions rather than ranting about how they perceive the other guy's platform.


Tuesday, October 7, 2008

LolHeroes - Season 3, episodes 1 and 2



They're back.  I'm a little behind but should catch up by next week.  I've got to say that I'm not very impressed with the season so far.  There are a lot of continuity errors, changes in world structure and poor story telling.  Here's hoping for improvement.

And now, on with the show!






















































See you soon for episodes 3 and 4.